Jesus is probably stuck in traffic just like everybody else

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10/21/2016 at 00:02 • Filed to: None

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“For I did not speak of my own RSX” or something like that.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 00:05

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Well don’t be an idiot and tailgate jesus.

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 00:27

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He better get here, this Pacifico won’t drink itself


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 00:32

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I just youtube searched “jesus stuck in traffic”. Don’t fucking do that!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 00:38

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Edmonton barely has any traffic. A 7 minute line here is a catastrophe LOL.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 00:43

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The first mention of a car in the Bible? It’s in Genesis:

“And he drove them out in his Fury ...”

Thanks - I’m here all week!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Steve in Manhattan
10/21/2016 at 02:32

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Jesus must’ve been an Uber driver.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > TheHondaBro
10/21/2016 at 18:47

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Well, if you believe he was a carpenter, he needed at least a Toyota longbed to schlep all those tools around.